I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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