i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
