you didnt know i had herpes?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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