Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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