U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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