after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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