Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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