Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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