I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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