He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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