i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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