Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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