Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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