I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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