hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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