Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we made out on top of his cat.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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