Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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