but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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