i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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