sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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