How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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