The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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