a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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