i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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