i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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