It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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