so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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