marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My dick has a subreddit
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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