I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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