Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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