They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
