I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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