Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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