Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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