Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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