I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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