For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Congratulations! We have a period
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
