It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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