I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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