I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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