I think i peed on brittanys purse
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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