Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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a search helicopter?!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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