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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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