That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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