Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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