I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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