if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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