The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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