You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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