Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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