He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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