i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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