Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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