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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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