my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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